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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: impkin on January 17, 2013, 03:48 am

Title: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 17, 2013, 03:48 am
If the spammers can do it, we must be able to.  1 BTC to the first person to come up with a working script....
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: gingerballs on January 17, 2013, 03:51 am
whoever comes up with that could just sell it on SR for something cheap, like .1 BTC.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: dreams189 on January 17, 2013, 03:53 am
 ??? :o :o :o :o :-X this is so annoying
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: sirius on January 17, 2013, 03:54 am
And so it begins.. I'm really waiting to see what this section becomes... the valley of the shadow of death perhaps?
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: gingerballs on January 17, 2013, 03:55 am
one more to go, and i'm leaving all you noobs behind
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 17, 2013, 03:55 am
An enterprising person could start a Newbie Boost service.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: John F Kennedy on January 17, 2013, 03:58 am
Hi sirius. Are you serious?

LOL
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: BarryBarron on January 17, 2013, 04:02 am
And so it begins.. I'm really waiting to see what this section becomes... the valley of the shadow of death perhaps?

Its the fire swamp, clearly.

Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 17, 2013, 04:07 am
The next 4chan?
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: purplelotus on January 17, 2013, 04:09 am
I'm just posting here because I'm curious if ONLY newbies can post here... guess that makes me a newb to this section of the forum.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: BarryBarron on January 17, 2013, 04:15 am
I'm just posting here because I'm curious if ONLY newbies can post here... guess that makes me a newb to this section of the forum.

vendors, mods/admins and scummy noobs can post here it seems.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: syme on January 17, 2013, 04:17 am
I'm just posting here because I'm curious if ONLY newbies can post here... guess that makes me a newb to this section of the forum.

I was wondering that myself. The forum description may not have been the most grammatically precise ever.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: purplelotus on January 17, 2013, 04:18 am
Well, since I'm here, as it turns out I'm a very newb friendly vendor, so check me out if you are having problems getting your orders in as a newb.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: syme on January 17, 2013, 04:23 am
That's the irritating thing :( I've been on SR for >6 months now, but I've never really posted much because I didn't feel I had anything to contribute until I had a few orders in and had tested them out. And now I have something to contribute and I'm in the time-out zone. Ah well, them's the breaks.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: vashthestampede on January 17, 2013, 07:48 am
I assume that in order 2 posts and other topics you need to build up your rating by starting off in these newbe forums? Is this correct
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: ForTehLulz on January 17, 2013, 07:57 am
Well I'm not a newbie at all, but since it is now a law of the land to get 50 posts before graduating from kindergarten, ill take the opportunity to give a shout out to my favorite vendor, and all around pretty cool motherfucker, PurpleLotus. Buying his listing is the smartest thing you could do since it will save you money which you could then use to buy more drugs!
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: BarryBarron on January 17, 2013, 07:58 am
I assume that in order 2 posts and other topics you need to build up your rating by starting off in these newbe forums? Is this correct
yes this is correct. We are all stuck in noob hell
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: vashthestampede on January 17, 2013, 05:15 pm
I assume that in order 2 posts and other topics you need to build up your rating by starting off in these newbe forums
I assume that in order 2 posts and other topics you need to build up your rating by starting off in these newbe forums? Is this correct
yes this is correct. We are all stuck in noob hell
? Is this correct
yes this is correct. We are all stuck in noob hell

Thank you for verifying that I need at least 50 post before able to post another topic
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: mustangcobra on January 17, 2013, 05:20 pm
their has to be a better way
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: deep987 on January 17, 2013, 05:25 pm
That's the irritating thing :( I've been on SR for >6 months now, but I've never really posted much because I didn't feel I had anything to contribute until I had a few orders in and had tested them out. And now I have something to contribute and I'm in the time-out zone. Ah well, them's the breaks.

Same.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: HughBerto on January 18, 2013, 02:57 am
lol
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 18, 2013, 03:02 am
For those who are inclined to take me up on my 1 BTC offer, it's only good until I jailbreak my ass outta this joint.  Y'all are running outta time.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: bestalignment on January 18, 2013, 03:03 am
 read http://www.thedea.org/neurotoxicity.html to learn how not to harm yourself when using mdma
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: hamster13 on January 18, 2013, 03:23 am
grinding..
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: digit on January 18, 2013, 03:26 am
being a noob sucks
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: Barbie on January 18, 2013, 03:36 am
This is Freken bull shit.  >:(
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: pinkkush on January 18, 2013, 03:41 am
i am damn close
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: bobbyschmobby on January 18, 2013, 03:44 am
Hmmm a script? That's what the captchas are for. But I've entered the same fucking captcha atleast 5 times in the noob section, and countless duplicates in the SR login page. Spammers can also be humans ya know... there is money/power to be gained.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: NortonTheFirst on January 18, 2013, 03:46 am
I feel like my brain is turning into a script.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: italosvevo on January 18, 2013, 03:50 am
I AM A SCRIPT
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 18, 2013, 12:17 pm
Scriptus Unitas
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 18, 2013, 12:58 pm
Almost done, bitches.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 18, 2013, 12:59 pm
One more to go...
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: impkin on January 18, 2013, 01:01 pm
"I'm Doug, and I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere....."
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: newton on January 18, 2013, 01:38 pm
Is every thread in this forum just a bunch of fluff racing towards fifty?
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: syme on January 18, 2013, 01:52 pm
More often than not, yeah.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: flames on January 18, 2013, 01:58 pm
yes
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: vashthestampede on January 20, 2013, 03:51 pm
Has anyone on this forum read about the pin reset problem or has anyone had this happen to them. I had just gotten this problem and wonder if anyone had reads Pin Pin Pin. In the off topics section
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: AgentLee on January 20, 2013, 04:01 pm
Has anyone on this forum read about the pin reset problem or has anyone had this happen to them. I had just gotten this problem and wonder if anyone had reads Pin Pin Pin. In the off topics section
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: AgentLee on January 20, 2013, 04:09 pm
I assume that in order 2 posts and other topics you need to build up your rating by starting off in these newbe forums? Is this correct

True. Still posting to get up to magic five oh.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: DrugsAndCash on January 20, 2013, 04:09 pm
Will my account be blocked after using script for some spam to get out of newbie prison??
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: nomad bloodbath on January 20, 2013, 04:16 pm
You guys are racing to get to a state of mind.
Just because you cant state you opinion on a topic til 50 threads doesnt mean you can't spend the time here educating yourself on how not to make mistakes from threads of people that have made mistakes.
If you knew how many newbies end up making bad decisions their first couple transactions because of eager beaver syndrome then you'd see the destination is worth the wait to make a flawless transaction with the best possible product you could acquire because of proper research of the forums and not making spur of the moment speedy decisions.
I research everything weeks before I purchase a listing to make sure everything is in order with every aspect of the transaction, as a result not only am I a 100rep vendor but have flawless buyer stats with 23months under my belt. Almost 2 years...;)


X)
nomad
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: sivrjmf on January 20, 2013, 04:19 pm
spam, sorry.
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: donatto on March 15, 2013, 03:57 pm
bs
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: LegOfNarch on March 15, 2013, 04:03 pm
I agree
Title: Re: Script to automate posts to get out of Newbie prison
Post by: LegOfNarch on March 15, 2013, 04:09 pm
I agree (no i dont)